foone:

tranarchistscum:

foone:

thoughtfuldragon:

foone:

Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It’s not recommended to offer to kill someone’s dad, especially if you’re talking to a stranger

may I please have more context?

Sometimes dads are terrible and should die, and you can console people by offering to rid them of this troublesome parent, but you should be friends with the person before making the offer

how the fuck are we supposed to make friends if not through gestures of patricide?

Unknown. I’ll provide updates if I ever figure it out

greelin:

i am in fact NOT being very brave about it and will whine and complain until i die. As is my right

greentrickster:

alithographica:

“Stop being funnier than me on my own post” is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like “hang on lemme look that up…yeah this is funny” and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let’s build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you’ve really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here’s the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction

The “Ah, so it was a joke. (then she casually threw away a large rock)” reaction image is one I like too, encapsulates the “rage was gained then proven baseless and discarded within the length of this post,” and I’ve gone back up to read posts I skipped purely because I saw someone had added it.

“My crops are watered, my skin is clear, and my grades are up,” is another good one, a perfect little phrase to get across that one’s day has been improved by the post they just saw, but in a slightly goofy, over the top manner.

pulpfanfiction:

the shot of the crowd just absolutely fucking despondent at leffen winning evo with happy chaos is seriously going to kill me

thatonepsychouptheroad:

unlettered-heathen:

bluenightcomedies:

thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity.

spread the word, it seems they’re… very forgetful about this.

A small collection (feel free to add):

@staff You’re not very subtle.

jihaad:

jihaad:

completely enamoured with this thread

ALT

yeah im sold

ALT

only-tiktoks:

fyeahgothicromance:

thegirlwiththemooglehat:

this post aged like a fine wine

hera-the-wizard:

sending “?” to represent myself tilting my head like a dog